Stansted airport's list of deadly dinners

London's Stansted airport has released a list of "dangerous" and "safe" foods -- dangerous foods are prohibited on planes. As you might expect, the list is a cross between funny and infuriating:

DANGEROUS Food
* Any liquid-based food products in packets, tubes, plastic or tin containers
* Pasta or any other foodstuffs in sauces, gravies or other liquids
* Jams and syrups
* Sauces
* Pastes
* Yoghurts
* Soups (carton or otherwise)
* Stews
* Curry

Safe Food
* Sandwiches
* Crisps
* Fruit
* Vegetables
* Other solid foods

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